25 August 2007

Groucho Marx

Salthill, Co. Galway. October'06
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A great humorist have died few days ago! Let's tribute to him some lines of his own property!


When i invite a woman to dinner, i expect her to look at my face! That's the price she has to pay!!!

Every time i get romantic with you, you want to talk about business. I don't know there's something about me that brings out the business in every woman!
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A night at the opera (1935)
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.A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.
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Double dynamite (1951)
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Ok, i do apologize for this "................" humor, so let's write down something more ".............."
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W: Tomorrow we start tearing down the college.
P: But Professor, where will the students sleep?
W: Where they always sleep, in the classroom.
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I married your mother because i wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
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Horse fearthers (1932)
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Clear? Huh! Why a 4-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find a 4-year-old child. I can't make head or tail outof it.
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Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and i think it's you.
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Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitenciary.
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Duck soup (1933)
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
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I'm too busy right now. I'll tell you what. I'll put the "O" on now and come back later for the "K".
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A day at the races (1937)

1 comment:

Matylda said...

come on... 21th century!